Pitch:
Asbestos. The material of the future. Used everywhere from your walls, to your pillows, to your car, and more. Yet, there is no magazine for asbestos and its many wonders! Enter: the premiere magazine for asbestos enthusiasts, by enthusiasts.
Audience:
Anyone with lungs. |
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Content:
Stories featuring asbestos, articles about the asbestos market. Features about asbestos at work, and fun cooking recipes with asbestos.
Aesthetics:
Cheap, retro geometric shapes and early 90s' typesetting. |
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Testimonials:
"Inhale the pointy particles."
-M.V
"It's too hard to read."
-S.A (We've suggested the use of their eyeballs.")
"My kids are happy with the home made asbestos toys I made for them."
-S.M |
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